
Reblog this if you’re still a virgin.
Not for long! I’m just kidding XD
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
We’re alicorns,’cause we so fly.
I’m willing to go out on a limb here and guess that most stories of kindness do not begin with drug addicted celebrity bad boys.
Mine does.
His name is Robert Downey Jr.
You’ve probably heard of him. You may or may not be a fan, but I am, and I was in…

kendrarhymeswithhideouscarwreck:
im aware of the fact that she’s on a pole so guys calm down, but holy shit look at what she’s doing like wtf
That is so completely insane..the fucking strength this must take. Holy shit.
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
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